Photos: Naked Woman Boards Chicago Train, Slaps Passeners & Announces She's A Goddess

A naked woman shocked train commuters in Chicago on Saturday when she jumped the turnstile and declared she was the ‘Goddess of the Train’ and planned to take over the train. The unidentified woman appeared at the Granville station of Chicago’s Red Line, the Chicago Transit Authority's busiest line, in her birthday suit. She then slapped several commuters before heading tothe front of the train with the intent to drive it. Wonders shall never end! Read eye witnesses' tweets after the cut.....